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Stuff Madison Hates 2

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Madison: *sitting on the couch looking at the viewer with a bored expression* Okay, so Kristy had a thought that we should try to build off past deviations so I decided to update my hate list. Let’s see… *pulls out a very, very, very, sheet of paper* Number one…
- Selfies; you have a face, we get it, stop destroying the internet.
- Hipsters
- North Korea
- Socks and sandals; pick one or the other!
- Teen pregnancy
- People who throw insults and swear words around like its nothing; it get to a point where even I can’t take it.
- People who depict me as the person who goes out of their way to be mean; I do it when I get a chance
- Hash-tagging; the symbol means ‘number’ you morons.
- Minecraft
- When people have to point out the differences between oranges and tangerines.
- Guys who act/dress as slutty as girls do.
- People who constantly dye their hair
- Short people with Napoleon Complexes; There is only so much you can do.
- Pro-life people; world’s over populated!
- Children in 7th or 8th grade talking about ‘serious’ relationships or having sex.
- Hicks; they’re just southern d-bags.
- Country songs that keep going on about girls, trucks, or taking the back road; it’s not real country
- Miley Cyrus
- Rap and rappers; it’s not music, it’s just talking quickly with a beat in the background
- When people assume I hate something before I make it known; you don’t know me!
- Girls who set the Women’s Movement back
- B*tches who abuse the ‘You can’t hit a girl’ rule; A guy should knock you out if it’s justified.
- Guys who think they can take me; I killed three people, you’ll be number four.
- People who make all the noise in the middle of the night when people are asleep.
- The color Red
- Duck Dynasty
- Zombies
- Vampires
- Algebra; Uselessness crammed into one class
- Dubstep
- Those people you can clearly see who haven’t used their brain since they were born or stopped long ago
- People who take sports WAY too seriously.
- Mornings
- People who say ‘God Morning’ to people who clearly aren’t morning people.
- People who use ‘Not taking sh*t’ as an excuse for being a b*tch
- When companies think the Drone Delivery System will work; it clearly won’t
- All the barriers that keep you from releasing your anger and frustration; Therapy does nothing
- Derogatory names for a woman’s private parts; I will knock your teeth, tongue, uvula and Adam’s apple down your throat and out the other end
- People who try too hard to be southern
- Bad haircuts
- People who don’t understand big words
- People you confuse ‘your’ & ‘you’re’, ‘then’ & than’, ‘its’ & ‘it’s’ and ‘their’, ‘there’ & ‘they’re’.
- Hunting aka. Animal murdering
- The southern cliché
- Vulgar music or rap
- Today’s Cartoon Network shows.
- Anime/Manga; it’s a stupid, exaggerated, creepy and confusing version of cartoons/comics
- Facebook aka. the Drama super-highway
- Child stars that grow up into terrible, disgusting people.
- Jokes about bowels and toilets; you make me want to puke on a cat
- People who try to act smart and make people feel dumb my being a know-it-all
- Saggy pants; boys, in prison that means your open for sex with other inmates.
- Swag; it’s a terrible excuse and it an anagram that means; Secretly We Are Gay.
- When people make a big deal out of same-sex marriage; don’t force you beliefs on people or you get punched
- When people don’t know what it means when I yell ‘NO!!!!’; it means I’m pi**ed & you better stop what you’re doing before I punch your lights out.
- People who try to abbreviate everything.
- People who think everything is a competition
- Artists who create terrible OCs; it’s a insult to people who take time to thoroughly develop them
- The fact that I have no depicted mother
- Girls and guys who go to extremes to become like a model who is underweight and malnourished
- When people who try to achieve goals that are impossible or don’t exist
- Mexicans; I think they’re druggies and boarder jumpers but not all of them or else it’d just be unfair to them
- Guys or girls who abuse their partners in their relationships.
- People who take everything in life as a symbol for something
- When people think I can’t be deep
- When people don’t realize that maybe some the craziest things they hear actually has some type or form of logic, message or meaning behind it; that’s my creator
- Toupees & comb-overs
- When people think it’s weird to talk to yourself
- YOLO; worst ‘excuse’ for being a complete dumba**
- ‘Tuesdays With Morrie’; just another book about how to value life because an old man is dying
- Substitute teachers that don’t do anything but sit there but yell at you for talking.
- Fans who think they have a chance with whomever they’re obsessing over.
- The fact that schools start FAR too early for students; the brain isn’t ready to learning until 10am
Wow, that's a lot of hate....

Anyways, I thought it'd be interesting to continue the original hate list I had for Madison. :)

So, +fav, donate, comment and click that watch button because I love you people! Here's a kiss for you, my love! Enjoy~! :star:
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MarcoE424's avatar
But.... Where is Duncan? I thought Madison hated him....