Do You Know Who Kristy Is?

You know about that pair of shoes over there in the corner? Yeah, the blue, open-toed high heels with the blue and white dotted bow on it. Well don’t touch them, they belong to Kristy! You know, Kristina Alf; everyone calls her ‘Kristy’ for short. She’s about twenty three, was raised by her father because her mother was thought to have went insane or something like that... She has a sister named Madison; I think she’s nineteen and she has a criminal record, OMG! Also she her brothers, Austin and Artie, they’re twins and I can’t believe she’s dating that idiot named Chris; he is a big baby despite how masculine he is, that pansy....

Anyways, she has long, black hair and blue eyes. She wears a lot of blue clothing, fancy skirts and make-up but her blush is the most noticeable. Plus, she owns an apartment chain and discovered diamonds in an abandoned mine, I’m so jealous because now she’s really rich. Now she live a town up north called ‘Harwick’ and owns a huge estate with her sister and three of her friends; Valentine, Ivy and a police officer named Kat. She has a garage full of some the most luxurious and expensive cars in history! I think they said that the place was haunted and they nicknamed the ghost ‘Ghost’, how original. She has it all, who wouldn’t want to date some Eccentric, friendly and humorous rich girl, but she can also be egotistical and snobby.

I was told that in her spare time, she likes to bug her boyfriend with mind games or just annoy the sh*t out of him. I’ve heart of some of the crazy stunts she pulled in her house and I’m surprised that the place is still standing. I thought she just enjoyed shopping in her free time. I remember this one time we had a night out on the town and when went to get something to eat, she said her favorite food was curly fries because normal ones are boring, she wasn't wrong.... Later we watched a movie called ‘The Heat’ and she laughed the entire time because Melissa McCarthy was so f**king hilarious! Also, Madison posted online that her sister a shopping addiction, good thing she has the money for it and it would be nice if she would loan me some cabbage! By the way, you’re not going to believe this, but she was once a professional stunt driver and won thousands of dollars off of it. She just knows how to tear the sh*t out of a road. I mean seriously; the looks, the personality, the wealth, the boyfriend and the skills! That girl's life is abso-f**king-lutly crazy, so don't touch those god d*mn shoes you b*tch!!!!